My friend Derek got super shitty wasted at my house passed out and peed in my parents bed. So naturally the next day we thought we should take him to the lake because he needed a good thorough cleaning. Derek had just got this new Iphone that he apparently had broke sometime within the past 24 hours… Obviously the only clear solution Derek had to this problem was to fling his new phone into the lake. Long story short a few hours later we were wading through the brimey deep and low and behold we found the iphone at the bottom of the lake.
By: Heather Bell